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Top Five MS Slogans

Postby phorneker » Tue May 22, 2007 1:43 am

In the wake of recent events, I have come up with a new list of top five Microsoft slogans.

5. We own you.

4. Who do we want to sue today?

3. Do what we say, or we'll throw chairs at you.

2. We don't care. We don't have to. We're Microsoft.

and the number one new MS slogan:

Your Ideas, Our Intellectual Property
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RE: Top Five MS Slogans

Postby godofthedevil » Tue May 22, 2007 10:59 am

5. WOW!! What a piece of crap
4. There are no Blue Screens.. just Stop errors
3. Linux?! what is Linux?
2. New Faster Software... as long as you get a new computer with it

1. Anything apple/sun can do we cant rip off better

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RE: Top Five MS Slogans

Postby MartyBartfast » Tue May 22, 2007 2:33 pm

All your code-base are belong to us!
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RE: Top Five MS Slogans

Postby pootman » Tue May 22, 2007 3:06 pm

Microsoft: Because it's there.
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RE: Top Five MS Slogans

Postby jezebelus » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:18 pm

We offer apps for everything from graphic - paint , to audio - sound recorder and video - movie maker .
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How about a couple more?

Postby taupist » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:09 pm

  1. "Who do you think you are today?!"
  2. "What do you think you're doing today?!"
  3. "Where do you think you're going today?!"
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RE: How about a couple more?

Postby kilikopele » Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:54 pm

"Resistance if futile. You will be assimilated."
"Are you sure you want to view this slogan? Press OK to continue."
"This slogan is valid only for users of Genuine Windows products. Please click here to validate your installation. (Again.)"
"Proud supporter of Windows Update."
"So easy, even 1SF can use it." :)
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RE: How about a couple more?

Postby wyliecoyoteuk » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:51 pm

1. "It isn't a bug, it is an undocumented feature"
2. "Windows Genuine Advantage helps keep you safe"
3. "Get the facts".
4. "DRM is about safe computing"
5. "Safe computing is about user safety"

and number 6,,,"so easy, even 1sf can break it":-)
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RE: How about a couple more?

Postby Dutch_Master » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:36 pm

1. "You have not payed for that undocumented feature, we sue you!"
2. "WGA makes sure you pay what we want"
3. "Learn our truth"
4. "DRM is to make you pay twice or more, whatever we choose"
5. "We took the Unix philosophy on user vs administration and claim it as our own"

6. "you don't need 1sf to break it, just wait and it'll happen all by itself"

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