Taking Android as not (GNU-)Linux, this seems the right place to ask. Looking for a 7" screen device with LTE/4G connectivity and the ability to do regular phone calls. Half-decent hardware and absence of crapware (rooting/reinstalling a permissible solution) much preferred. How hard can it be?
Urgh! shops, search results and magazine reviews are all full of absolutely everything on the planet that is not this - not quite, not by a mile, not in the same universe, not even in a known parallel spacetime continuum, if it's not what I ask for this apparently qualifies it to be thrust in my face.
Does such a beastie exist? is there any way to find it?