FOR SALE NOKIA N90 FOR JUST $160USD

[authenticmobilephone]

WE ARE SELLING ALL KIND OF MOBILE PHONES AT A CHEAP PRICES BY SPAMMING INSTEAD OF SPENDING MONEY ON PROPER ADVERTISING.

WE SPECIALISE IN PHONES FOR THE DEAF, WHICH IS WHY WE SHOUT SO MUCH IN OUR SPAM.

WE ARE SELLING THE MOTOROLA RAZOR V3 AT JUST......... $1150USD
WE ARE SELLING THE MOTOROLA MPX 300 AT JUST ............$1130USD
WE ARE SELLING THE MOTOROLA MPX 200 ..................$1125USD
WE ARE SELLING THE NOKIA 9500 AT JUST /................$1200USD
WE ARE SELLING THE NOKIA 7710 AT JUST................$1190USD
WE ARE SELLING THE NOKIA N90 AT JUST ................$1210USD
WE ARE SELLING THE NEXTEL I860 AT JUST ...............$1110usd
WE ARE SELLING THE NOKIA N70 AT JUST ..................$1150USD
WE ARE SELLING THE NEXTEL I930 AT JUST .................$1130
WE ARE SELLING THE NOKIA 8850 SPECIAL EDITION AT JUST...... $1150USD
WE ARE SELLING THE NOKIA 8850 GOLD EDITION AT JUST... -$1126USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SONY ERICSSON P910 AT JUST .......$1160USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SONY ERICSSON K500i,AT JUST ......... $1100USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SONY ERICSSON S700i AT JUST ...... $1150USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SONY ERICSSON P900 AT JUST ......$1150USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SONY ERICSSON Z1010 AT JUST .....$1167USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG D500 AT JUST .........$1180USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-T500 Champagne AT JUST ...$1130 USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-T200 AT JUST...........$1123USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-T400 AT JUST............$169USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-S300 AT JUST........... $169 USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-E600 AT JUST .......$1149USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-D410 AT JUST ........$1150USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-S105 AT JUST ......$1110USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG SGH-P100 AT JUST .......$1100USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG E310C FOR JUST ....$199USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG E330C FOR JUST ,,,,.... $1128USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SAMSUNG E800C FOR JUST .....$1189USD
WE ARE SELLING THE ALCATEL One Touch 501 FOR JUST....$139USD
WE ARE SELLING THE CALCATEL One Touch 311 FOR JUST......... $135 USD
WE ARE SELLING THE ALCATEL One Touch 511 FOR JUST ......... $149USD
WE ARE SELLING THE PANASONIC GD67 FOR JUST ............. $149USD
WE ARE SELLING THE PANASONIC GD92 FOR JUST $169USD
WE ARE SELLING THE PANASONIC GD90 FOR JUST ...... $169USD
WE ARE SELLING THE PANASONIC GD75 FOR JUST $179USD
WE ARE SELLING THE PANASONIC GD55 FOR JUST .....$179USD
WE ARE SELLING THEPANASONIC GD95 FOR JUST .......$179USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS C45 FOR JUST ..........$139USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS C55 FOR JUST $149USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS M35i FOR JUST...... $159USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS S45i FOR JUST .....$179USD
WE ARE SELLING THEC SIEMENS S40 FOR JUST..... $189USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS SL42 FOR JUST..... $189USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS ME4 FOR JUST $179USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS SL45i FOR JUST ....$169USD
WE ARE SELLING THE SIEMENS S55 FOR JUST ....$169USD
mail and get back to us at authenticmobilephone@gmail.com

PLEASE SPAM ME AT authenticmobilephone@gmail.com BECAUSE WE LIKE SPAM SO MUCH!!!!!

ps WE ARE IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH THE COMPANY HORMEL.

[Rhakios]

Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch, now which one was it?

[linuxgirlie]

Whats a non-authentic mobile phone...........

[M0PHP]

Whats a non-authentic mobile phone...........

Those plastic "demo" ones on the shelves in Woolies and Tesco?

[linuxgirlie]

Ahhhhh, Thanks M0PHP, Now I know I might email the guy!

[A-Wing]

I wonder if you can get an non-authentic brick mobile phone like you see in 80s films. I had one of the first Vodafone GSM phones given to me a few years ago, a huge beast with a small red VFD display

[guy]

Whats a non-authentic mobile phone...........

Those plastic "demo" ones on the shelves in Woolies and Tesco?

back in the days before the Flood, when mobos first became fashionable, I remember an advert for the Poserphone, a realistic plastic case for twenty-five quid, with which you could pose next to somebody else's Porsche to your heart's content.

I expect it worked every bit as well as the ones mentioned above do. ;(

[linuxgirlie]

The prices seem a little much though, I'm sure a Razor V3 is only about £300 that doesnt work out as $1150!

[nelz]

Judging by the first two sentences, I suspect one of the admins has been a little creative with the post

Incidentally, I paid £90 for as Razr, with no contract tie in, last month.

[linuxgirlie]

I liked the look of the razors but it was to wide for my tiny hands, so I got myself a D500 instead.

[Rhakios]

Could have added another change as well, such as "Please spam me at authenticmobilephone@gmail.com , because we like spam so much".

[MartyBartfast]

... I remember an advert for the Poserphone, a realistic plastic case for twenty-five quid...

I remember hearing a story on "The News Quiz" where some bloke had been using a "Poserphone" somewhere, when someone was taken ill and the passers by asked him to phone for an ambulance, so he had to confess that he was just posing!

[M-Saunders]

Our friendly spammer certainly gets around. He's been spotted on the Yemen Times classifieds board, Davis Tractor Parts, and a blog about Audis demonstrating some Escher influences...

Tightly-focused marketing targets, eh!

M

[Nobber]

I'm actually looking for a Nokia N91, otherwise I'd be very interested in this offer and would be sending this fellow blank cheques like billy-o.