nordle wrote:I should add that there are some advantages to being stunted:
~ Likely to live longer as heart doesn't have to work as hard pumping blood round body, not as far to go.
~ Likely to be far fitter due to having to take twice as many steps when walking same distance.
~ Don't get concussion on Friday night when bashing head on the "Please mind your head" on the low ceiling beem sign in the local booza.
~ Less blood in body requires less booze to reach intoxication in previously mentioned watering hole.
~ Eating a single chocolate digestive can be considered lunch
~ Can fit perfectly in a Ford GT40
Damnit, so many positives, I think Im going to go and chop 1ft off my legs now.
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M-Saunders wrote:For the sake of accuracy (and the impending legal action I'm taking against everyone on this forum, and their partners, and their partners' pets), I am about 5'4" I think -- although it's been years since I actually checked. You see, Nick, Paul and Graham are all 6'+, hence I seem even smaller in their presences.
Although in fairness, Graham hasn't made any wisecracks yet. He's nice.
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