Huh, he's probably my client.
1) What do you do for a living?
2) And do you get to use computers during the working day?
9 to 5, except meetings
3) If 2) is yes, doing what?
The day job: Currently Project communications, Wiki guru, tech authoring, trying to insinuate OSS into Government Departments
and surrounding office work.
4) Do you do any coding?
wikitext/html/css if those count.
5) Any language preference?
6) If 4) is yes why?
wiki templates and related eye candy.
7) Or, finally, are you purely a computer user?
"Klinger, do you know how many zoots were killed to make that one suit?" — BJ Hunnicutt, 4077 M*A*S*H