Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

[ZebCarnell]

Steve Ballmer should be on Ritalin:
http://www.theregister.com/2005/09/05/chair_chucking/

Microsoft boss Steve Ballmer threw a chair across his office and threatened to "F*c*ing kill Google" when told a key employee was leaving to join the search giant.

[M-Saunders]

He's just upset because he's losing "developers, developers, developers, developers..."

"Woo! Give it up for me! I got four words for ya: I'll f*****g kill Google!"

etc.

(For those who don't understand, see this: http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg )

M

[ZebCarnell]

Or there is this great Poll on one of the best news sites ever (the register)
here: http://www.theregister.com/2005/09/05/s ... line_poll/

That video of Stevey cracked me up. I think he should be the Windows Masscott so we can mess up every picture they make

[jjmac]

So monkey man has a temper, not unusual to the species. Theres something about his grin that has always made me think that he really should eat more ruffage.


gooooo -=-=- Google -=- Yeah -=- Yeah -=- Yeah -=-



jm

[ninjaboy83]

it's hardly surprising that employees are defecting in their droves - google has a nice, friendly creche whereas microsoft chant ballmer's doctrine at you (and you don't want your childs first words to be 'linux is communism').

oh, and there's a comedy clip of him advertising winblows 1.0
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.wmv
- love the interface, love the suit
(i'm quite sure there was actually a background bmp with that exact pattern in winblows 3.1).

[Gordon]

Having now seen that .wmv file from the above post I know where Lucas Arts got the idea from for the Stan character in the Monkey Island games.

[ZebCarnell]

This link has many links to Steve Videos if anyone is interested. I like the one where they compare Steve Ballmer to hitler..... Seems they are trying to tell us that Microsoft is Nazi
http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

[linuxgirlie]

I love the monkey man one, its soooooooo weird?!?!...................................




............................................................................................................................... and thats just the bit about loving microsoft!!

[jjmac]

He's gotta be battery operated.


jm

[M-Saunders]

Then maybe someone should replace his Duracells with old Blue Seals

M

[jjmac]

hmmm, probably special M$ batteries but... (can guess what that means)

jm

[ZebCarnell]

That means they will be expensive and Linus Torvalds will then come in after the M$ batteries and the new Linux batteries will be distributed for free and M$ will say that their batteries cost less than the Linux ones Then the great IBM battery powered product makers that supply their products with the free batteries, will sponser a study and prove them wrong. Then Ballmer will throw battery powered chairs accross a room and threaten to kill Google, the battery pile search tool. The story ends with M$ loosing and Steve Ballmer ending up in a mental institute........

I'm glad that is in the open now.

[alloydog]

I like the one where they compare Steve Ballmer to hitler..... Seems they are trying to tell us that Microsoft is Nazi l

which one was that?

[ZebCarnell]

http://www.bbspot.com/toys/video/ballmer/index.html

This one here. :p You will like it I'm sure.

[alloydog]

Ja, gut. Danke.

ein Produkt!
eine FIRMA!!
EIN BALLMER!!!