Announcement: Knew cyber.cafe.coffee.shop just opened

[Alex01UK]

Default Subject: New cyber.cafe.coffee.shop opening announcement.

Al's cyber.cafe.coffee.shop. BT Infinity. Choice of OS:
64 bit Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium £2.oo / hr.
64 bit Canonical Ubuntu Studio 13.o4 £1.5o / hr.
Choice of GUI: Gnome 3.6 / Mate 1.6 / XFCE / LXDE / KDE 4.10 / Unity desquetop.

50" LCD screen, 1KW 7.1 sound.system, SKY Digital {Sky Entertainments+ / Sky Sports}. Food from 7am - 9pm 24/7/366

Yay! Fantastique knews! Got government funding free rent of premises and £1,ooo a month grant tax free to run a business; starting from July the thirst 2o13 AD ThatI$! ARMANI's cyber.cafe.coffee.shop is open for business! Again! %) Yes, we take credit cards; of coarse we do!

Cheers, from: Sinbad.xx
--
Rikardo ''SINBAD'' Armani,
from Monte Carlo, Monaco.
tB.xx - www.newmatrixism.com

[Rhakios]

But you haven't told us where it is.


Interesting spelling...

[Alex01UK]

But you haven't told us where it is.


Interesting spelling...

Sorry, my bad. Scarborough, NE Coast.

[nelz]

Will all the computers come with a broken zero key?

[Rhakios]

But you haven't told us where it is.


Interesting spelling...

Sorry, my bad. Scarborough, NE Coast.

Not that I'm likely to go to Scarborough in the near future, but you might like to tell your potential customers if you also offer the facility for them to use their own mobile devices, such as laptop or tablet, and how much that costs.

[Ram]

Will all the computers come with a broken zero key?

and open 1 year in 4.

[Alex01UK]

>> Not that I'm likely to go to Scarborough in the near future, but
>> you might like to tell your potential customers if you also offer
>> the facility for them to use their own mobile devices, such as
>> laptop or tablet, and how much that costs.

I thought about this; not much point as the pub next door offers free wifi, and then I'd have to routinely change the wifi password, as I can wifi in myself from next door.