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by **Bazza** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:26 pm

I can honestly say I am innocent of this charge, amateur coder or not...

How about you lot?

http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/

;oD

by **leke** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:57 pm

Bazza wrote:I can honestly say I am innocent of this charge, amateur coder or not...

How about you lot?

http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/

;oD

What's a Help Vampire? :lol:

by **wyliecoyoteuk** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:47 pm

leke wrote:
Bazza wrote:I can honestly say I am innocent of this charge, amateur coder or not...

How about you lot?

http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/

;oD

What's a Help Vampire?

What's a Help Vampire?

by **Bazza** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:37 pm

Ha ha, nice replies.

RTFM! ;oD

by **Rhakios** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:30 pm

So, just a different name for fish of the slippery variety.

by **bobthebob1234** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:05 pm

wyliecoyoteuk wrote:
leke wrote:
Bazza wrote:I can honestly say I am innocent of this charge, amateur coder or not...

How about you lot?

http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/

;oD

What's a Help Vampire?

What's a Help Vampire?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Help+Vampire&l=1

lmgtfy - the garlic to help vampires?

by **guy** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:57 am

bobthebob1234 wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Help+Vampire&l=1

lmgtfy - the garlic to help vampires?

When I open the page it says, "Enable javascript to use LMGTFY."

How do I enable javascript?

by **Bazza** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:43 am

Head in hand...

LOL!

Oh dear, what have I done...

;oD

by **nelz** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:03 am

guy wrote:When I open the page it says, "Enable javascript to use LMGTFY."

How do I enable javascript?

http://bit.ly/19yCf8v

by **guy** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:15 am

nelz wrote:
guy wrote:When I open the page it says, "Enable javascript to use LMGTFY."

How do I enable javascript?

http://bit.ly/19yCf8v
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." (Albert Einstein)

When I open the page it says, "Enable javascript to use LMGTFY."

How do I enable javascript?

BTW, Nelz, you have officially declared yourself insane?

by **nelz** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:40 am

We need a name for those who provide answers to help questions that completely fail to read the question in the first place - something more generic than "Ubuntu forum users"

by **guy** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:50 am

nelz wrote:We need a name for those who provide answers to help questions that completely fail to read the question in the first place - something more generic than "Ubuntu forum users"

My first thought was "Microsoft (TM) helpdesk operators" but that's not very generic any more. :twisted:

Something kind of antithetical to a troll is needed.

I am reminded of "butterfly management", a well-known technique where the new manager arrives, flits around for a while making everybody feel good, then flutters away to the next and bigger job, leaving behind on their desk bright golden discs shining in the sunlight. The staff reach for them excitedly, then gag and reach for the tissues. They are butterfly poo.

So how about "Help butterflies"?

by **leke** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:47 pm

Help vampires remind me a little of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEYEvxs9aWk

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