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by **AndyBaxman** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:46 am

Spotted as a comment on The Register and thought it was worth reproducing here. Apologies if you've heard it.....

A woman confided to me that she had been married 3 times but was still a virgin.

How so?

1st husband was gay

2nd husband died of a heart attack on their wedding night

3rd husband was a Microsoft salesman and could only keep telling her how great it was going to be

by **M-Saunders** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:06 am

Meanwhile, Steve Ballmer just heaped praise on all those people who happily use Android devices -- they're all "computer scientists" apparently!

M

by **1slipperyfish** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:31 am

well i know i am

paul

by **nelz** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:08 pm

That's reassuring, I was afraid I might agree with you on something.

by **AndyBaxman** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:06 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:well i know i am
paul

It lives

by **1slipperyfish** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:27 am

AndyBaxman wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:well i know i am
paul

It lives

shoot me again i aint dead yet dun da da dun dun..

by **Rhakios** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:27 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:dun da da dun dun..

This bit almost makes sense.

by **1slipperyfish** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:36 pm

Rhakios wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:dun da da dun dun..

This bit almost makes sense.

it's from the metallica song 'shoot me again' :roll:

by **towy71** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:38 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote: 'shoot me again'

Yay open season on the fish :twisted:

by **1slipperyfish** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:41 pm

towy71 wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote: 'shoot me again'
Yay open season on the fish

bring it old man give it all you've got <tough smilie>

by **Rhakios** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:15 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:
Rhakios wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:dun da da dun dun..

This bit almost makes sense.

it's from the metallica song 'shoot me again'

Well, obviously, how could it be mistaken for anything else?

by **Dutch_Master** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:13 pm

No it isn't fishy type, it's from the Smurfs! I remember that, way back ions ago when I was so much younger then today... (that's a Beatles classic, btw

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