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Postby Dutch_Master » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:09 pm

Could that be 'cause he's seen too many bottoms of glasses that used to hold lager? :mrgreen:
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Postby nelz » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:16 pm

The keyboard on this laptop is a bit crap, and the shift keys are too small for my fat fingers. My very first computer had only one shift key, old habits die hard.
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Postby nelz » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:17 pm

I try to avoid lager, I prefer proper beer :P
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Postby pootman » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:19 pm

We had t' live in't shoebox at' side of't road.

Instead of usin't shift key, we 'ad t' walk twelve mile't mill 'n' ask t' mill owner f'r permission t' use special keyboard wi't capital letters on, an' if we wanted punctuation we 'ad t' draw it ont' screen wi' our own blood.
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Postby donoreo » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:54 pm

Rhakios wrote:Oh, I thought you needed to drink all that beer to refresh yourselves after chopping down so many trees.
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Postby lok1950 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:48 pm

Have a nice pair of red plaid pants just the thing when the mercury hits -32 C as it was this morning :roll:

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Postby donoreo » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:49 pm

It only hit -18C here in TO. -18C = 0F
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Postby lok1950 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:00 pm

Lake Ontario does have a moderating effect :wink: minor but an effect

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Postby 1slipperyfish » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:17 pm

63% social drinker 8) however i think my wife may disagree :D
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Postby wyliecoyoteuk » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:50 pm

Well, i recently heard this:

I drink and drive, wanna know why?
Last year 3500 people died as a direct of drinking
1200 people died as a direct result of driving.
do you know haw many people died as a direct result of drinking AND driving?
240
I'm not taking any chances...
Do you know how many people died as a direct result of Drinking, Driving AND juggling?
2....I'm not saying it is totally safe....

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Postby Rhakios » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:01 pm

Lies, damned lies and...


How many people died from having sex with a hippo while smoking Cuban cigars?

I'm not saying it's safe, but I suggest 1sf (troll) gives it go and lets us know how it goes. Statistically speaking I think he'll be perfectly safe.

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Postby nordle » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:33 pm

Rhakios wrote:Lies, damned lies and...


How many people died from having sex with a hippo while smoking Cuban cigars?

I'm not saying it's safe, but I suggest 1sf (troll) gives it go and lets us know how it goes. Statistically speaking I think he'll be perfectly safe.

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Postby nelz » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:48 pm

But will the hippo be safe? ;-)
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:54 am

nelz wrote:But will the hippo be safe? ;-)

i think she quite enjoys it now but the cigars are playing havoc with my asthma :D
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Postby Kiri » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:07 pm

13% Lightweight. :o

Not lightweight... more knowing the answer to one of them from looking at the picture and guessing two/three of them correctly and not scoring much from those in the process. :lol:
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