DIABOLICAL GENIUS REVEALS PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

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Postby M-Saunders » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:05 am

wyliecoyoteuk wrote:Get home, and I find that Mike is taking over the world.


Oops, sorry about that. I'll postpone it to Wednesday... that OK? Keep an eye on C4 news -- I'll be declaring official supremecy of the universe at the UN, sometime after The Simpsons.

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Postby jjmac » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:43 pm

slippery , looks like you have been saved --- notice point #4

4. Works underwater


hmmmmm, possibly i shouldn't have drawn attention to that. But ... stress tests can help.


I think i'll quite here before it gets worse.


On a brighter side, maybe the released C will combine into a new form. And after the ensuing 'ice age' (bound to come eventually (a pun ?)) ... then the world will be renewed with a completely transformed C.

And the oceans will be wide and be full of all sorts of fish.

hmmmmm, it does sound somewhat ominus in a way.

On reflection, It is all pootman fault really. There is no escaping it, Seeing as how there will be no c ,you see :wink: At least in the interim. Ever since they (MS of course) created that band, every body is always blaming the monkeys for everything. How do you know that it isn't really the mices that are behind all these things ?

Come to think of it, a little more O2 probably wouldn't go astray at times.



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Postby pootman » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:42 pm

I've opened the kitchen window.
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Postby wyliecoyoteuk » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:14 pm

At least in the interim. Ever since they (MS of course) created that band, every body is always blaming the monkeys for everything. How do you know that it isn't really the mices that are behind all these things ?

Come to think of it, a little more O2 probably wouldn't go astray at times.


Shouldn't that read:

At least in the interim. Ever since they (MS of ourse) reated that band, every body is always blaming the monkeys for everything. How do you know that it isn't really the mies that are behind all these things ?

ome to think of it, a little more O2 probably wouldn't go astray at times.

(if there is to be no more c)
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Postby Rhakios » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:17 pm

Hah! Mike once tried to convince me he had exclusive rights on the letters M, O, and S. So I sent him a well nigh incomprehensible reply. ;)
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Postby spottedcat » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:30 pm

wyliecoyoteuk wrote:Ever since they


You missed one! :P
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:33 pm

i think this is even too rediculuos for me to post in :shock:
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Postby Rhakios » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:14 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:i think this is even too rediculuos for me to post in :shock:
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Postby wyliecoyoteuk » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:27 pm

spottedcat wrote:
wyliecoyoteuk wrote:Ever since they


You missed one! :P


Well, spotted......... :wink:
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Postby pootman » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:00 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:i think this is even too rediculuos for me to post in :shock:
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Postby Rhakios » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:19 pm

pootman wrote:Do I win a prize?


Yes, just as soon as the dog makes one I'll post it to you.

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Postby 1slipperyfish » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:01 pm

do you have a dog?
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Postby Dutch_Master » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:12 pm

That's what the chap implies, doesn't he?
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Postby Rhakios » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:41 pm

For the purposes of this thread, yes. It's a sausage dog, because all it produces are long strings of sausages, which I give away as prizes to the unsuspecting. ;)

In reality, I have a large, flesh-rending Doberman, only if you are thinking of coming round, 1sf (troll).
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Postby jjmac » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:53 am

pootman wrote:
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I've opened the kitchen window.
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Aha, yes, good solution. Except if you live near a large heavy industrial block that is. More oxygen !. Removing the c doesn't necessarily mean that it will not be there of course. So it must evolve as a ... plus plus i guess ,


wyliecoyoteuk wrote:
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if there is to be no more c
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No, there will always be a c :) Some may be destroyed in the process, but hopefully only at first and the extra oxygen would be worth it (will have to split the O2 with out blowing every thing up first though.),

The trick might be to keep the head down during the 'at first' stage i think.



Rhakios wrote:
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Hah! Mike once tried to convince me he had exclusive rights on the letters M, O, and S. So I sent him a well nigh incomprehensible reply. :wink:
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Good Rhakios, one must always be vigilant with regard to patent rights. But, would it stand up in a US court ?


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i think this is even too rediculuos for me to post in :eek:
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But you did any way :) ... which is the main thing (grin) ...


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