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Postby outlaw » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:31 am

Where i am from technology is so far behind we have windows vista typewriters.
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Postby kilikopele » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:20 am

...that type in pencil.
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:50 am

are you two related?? i'm sure i can see a family resemblance :D
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Postby Rhakios » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:47 pm

It's the shades, lose them and you can see they look completely different to one another.
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Postby kilikopele » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:13 am

Well, we did grow up right down the street from each other. Cape Town and St Cloud are practically the same place geographically.

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Postby Rhakios » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:17 am

Did your Dad have a bike? ;)
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:15 am

Rhakios wrote:Did your Dad have a bike? ;)

:lol: :lol:
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Postby kilikopele » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:29 pm

"Any place is walking distance if you have the time."
--Steven Wright

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Postby outlaw » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:33 am

"Any place is walking distance if you have the time."
--Steven Wright

Kilikopele....this is my favourite comedian....i think he is the best.

"I live down a One Way Dead End street"
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Postby pootman » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:30 am

"All of us are in the gusset, but some of us are looking at the bra's"
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Postby outlaw » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:38 am

"I installed a skylight the other day.....the people who live above me are furious"
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Postby wyliecoyoteuk » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:13 pm

"My wife bought me a wristwatch TV for Christmas........it has a remote control"
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Postby outlaw » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:45 am

""OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
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Postby kilikopele » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:07 am

Don't forget: I spilled some spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

AND

I lost a buttonhole.

AND

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

Yeah, I pretty much think he's the bomb too! :)
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Postby outlaw » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:47 am

I have his i have a pony cd...its great...but i think he has another cd because there is stuff not on there...like

"I am gonna get a full body tattoo of myself....but taller"
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