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outlaw



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:31 am    Post subject: Random Quotes Reply with quote

Where i am from technology is so far behind we have windows vista typewriters.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:20 am    Post subject: RE: Random Quotes Reply with quote

...that type in pencil.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

are you two related?? i'm sure i can see a family resemblance Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the shades, lose them and you can see they look completely different to one another.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, we did grow up right down the street from each other. Cape Town and St Cloud are practically the same place geographically.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did your Dad have a bike? Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhakios wrote:
Did your Dad have a bike? Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Any place is walking distance if you have the time."
--Steven Wright

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Any place is walking distance if you have the time."
--Steven Wright

Kilikopele....this is my favourite comedian....i think he is the best.

"I live down a One Way Dead End street"
Steven Wright
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"All of us are in the gusset, but some of us are looking at the bra's"
--the consultants
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I installed a skylight the other day.....the people who live above me are furious"
Steven Wright
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"My wife bought me a wristwatch TV for Christmas........it has a remote control"
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

""OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't forget: I spilled some spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

AND

I lost a buttonhole.

AND

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

Yeah, I pretty much think he's the bomb too! Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have his i have a pony cd...its great...but i think he has another cd because there is stuff not on there...like

"I am gonna get a full body tattoo of myself....but taller"
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