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phorneker · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:43 am Post subject: Top Five MS Slogans

In the wake of recent events, I have come up with a new list of top five Microsoft slogans.

5. We own you.

4. Who do we want to sue today?

3. Do what we say, or we'll throw chairs at you.

2. We don't care. We don't have to. We're Microsoft.

and the number one new MS slogan:

Your Ideas, Our Intellectual Property

godofthedevil · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:59 am Post subject: RE: Top Five MS Slogans

5. WOW!! What a piece of crap
4. There are no Blue Screens.. just Stop errors
3. Linux?! what is Linux?
2. New Faster Software... as long as you get a new computer with it

1. Anything apple/sun can do we cant rip off better
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MartyBartfast · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: RE: Top Five MS Slogans

All your code-base are belong to us!
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pootman · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: RE: Top Five MS Slogans

Microsoft: Because it's there.
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taupist · Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject: How about a couple more?

"Who do you think you are today?!"
"What do you think you're doing today?!"
"Where do you think you're going today?!"

kilikopele · LXF regular Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:35 pm Posts: 298

"Resistance if futile. You will be assimilated."
"Are you sure you want to view this slogan? Press OK to continue."
"This slogan is valid only for users of Genuine Windows products. Please click here to validate your installation. (Again.)"
"Proud supporter of Windows Update."
"So easy, even 1sf (troll) can use it." Smile

wyliecoyoteuk · Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:51 pm Post subject: RE: How about a couple more?

1. "It isn't a bug, it is an undocumented feature"
2. "Windows Genuine Advantage helps keep you safe"
3. "Get the facts".
4. "DRM is about safe computing"
5. "Safe computing is about user safety"

and number 6,,,"so easy, even 1sf (troll) can break it" Smile

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Dutch_Master · LXF regular Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:49 am Posts: 2353

1. "You have not payed for that undocumented feature, we sue you!"
2. "WGA makes sure you pay what we want"
3. "Learn our truth"
4. "DRM is to make you pay twice or more, whatever we choose"
5. "We took the Unix philosophy on user vs administration and claim it as our own"

6. "you don't need 1sf (troll) to break it, just wait and it'll happen all by itself"

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