SootynSweep wrote:Since last August I've been working from home and during the afternoon I get called constantly by people trying to sell me air conditioning, central heating, Visa Gold cards, etc.
Why not do a Jerry Seinfeld?
Caller: "Hi, my name's Steve and I'm calling from FooBar Glazing"
You: "Oh hi. I'm actually interested in double glazing, but I'm very busy right now. If you give me your home number, I'll call you tonight -- is that OK?"
Caller: "Sorry sir, we're not allowed to give out our own phone numbers."
You: "Ah, I guess you don't want people calling you at home, right?"
Caller: "That's correct."
You: "Well now you know how I feel!"
*slams phone down*