So, how do you want to die?

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My ideal death would be:

Peacefully in bed, at a grand old age
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24%
Preferably in front of TV cameras, guns ablazing, shouting "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
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6%
At the moment of orgasm ;)
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18%
Doing something real effing stupid, like surfing out of an aeroplane without a parachute
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18%
Pah! Death! I'm immortal!! (well, so far...)
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35%
 
Total votes : 17

Postby Flea » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:04 am

Avast, ye swabs! A new option be needed: Hanged by the neck until dead for looting, pillaging, murdering and generally terrorising about the seven seas!

Bring me a noggin a rum, now, won't you, matey. Yarrrr!
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Postby alloydog » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:31 am

aaah, but not 'ow we privateers want to go...

Now, in the warm embrace of a buxom wench! Aye, the mortician'll never remove the smile!
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Postby chiskop » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:34 am

Um, are our choices binding?

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Postby alloydog » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:55 am

I guess so, once yer dead, yer dead, ain't no goin' back...
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Postby sherdy » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:57 pm

definetley guns-a-blazing, "those b******s wont take me alive!!!!"
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Postby kilikopele » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:56 pm

nelz wrote:I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.


I've always liked that one. :) I also like:

I'd like to die in the hands of 18 demure female scientists experimenting to find ways of pleasuring a man to death.
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Postby Rhakios » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:26 pm

Why demure?
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Postby alloydog » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:22 am

sherdy wrote:definetley guns-a-blazing, "those b******s wont take me alive!!!!"

Do they want to? ;)
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Postby alloydog » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:28 am

kilikopele wrote:I'd like to die in the hands of 18 demure female scientists experimenting to find ways of pleasuring a man to death.


Main Entry: de·mure
Pronunciation: di-'myur
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English
1 : RESERVED, MODEST
2 : affectedly modest, reserved, or serious : COY
- de·mure·ly adverb
- de·mure·ness noun

I don't think such ladies could be described as demure...
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:34 pm

i think i might be demure :D
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Postby Rhakios » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:37 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:i think i might be demure :D
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I think you must be deluded. :P
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Postby kilikopele » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:45 pm

Rhakios wrote:Why demure?


Ok. First, I don't lay claim to the expression. Quite frankly I don't recall where I read it, (D. Adams?) I just thought it was funny.

Second, continue down the definition of demure, you may find "demure - affectedly modest or shy especially in a playful or provocative way"

I like playful and provocative. Sorry, but I do. :)
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Postby Rhakios » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:47 pm

So you wouldn't settle for a bunch of honest, raving nymphomaniacs then?

:)
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Postby kilikopele » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:56 am

Rhakios wrote:So you wouldn't settle for a bunch of honest, raving nymphomaniacs then?

:)


well...as long as they are honest. :)
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Postby nelz » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:08 am

To hell with honesty, I don't want to die from that. It's thew rest of the description that matters :)
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