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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Much trouble with Windows I had
My UX was really quite bad
A new OS I installed
GNU/Linux 'twas called
Now my heart it has made very glad


This limerick is of course released under the GPL - the GNU Poetic License.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Hello" says the assistant, "what are you looking for?"

"Debian stable".

ROLF! HARRIS?????? Wink Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't give up the day job sockpuppet Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:
don't give up the day job sockpuppet Razz


If only I had a day job to go to. I'm so sad; I'm retired ya daft apeth!! Come on Slippery Haddock, I have told to expect better from you! 8p
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alex01UK wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
don't give up the day job sockpuppet Razz


If only I had a day job to go to. I'm so sad; I'm retired ya daft apeth!! Come on Slippery Haddock, I have told to expect better from you! 8p
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daft apeth?? where are you from sockpuppet??
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) wrote:
Alex01UK wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
don't give up the day job sockpuppet Razz


If only I had a day job to go to. I'm so sad; I'm retired ya daft apeth!! Come on Slippery Haddock, I have told to expect better from you! 8p
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daft apeth?? where are you from sockpuppet??
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ram wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
Alex01UK wrote:
1slipperyfish (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) (troll) wrote:
don't give up the day job sockpuppet Razz


If only I had a day job to go to. I'm so sad; I'm retired ya daft apeth!! Come on Slippery Haddock, I have told to expect better from you! 8p
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daft apeth?? where are you from sockpuppet??
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Salford?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

daft apeth?? where are you from sockpuppet??


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Alex01UK...

We are now a trio...

1sf (troll) == THE troll...

You == the sock-puppet...

And me == the village idiot...

Oooh, we are doing well... ;oD
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bazza wrote:
Hey Alex01UK...

We are now a trio...

1sf (troll) (troll) == THE troll...

You == the sock-puppet...

And me == the village idiot...

Oooh, we are doing well... ;oD

haha Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:://sockpuppet westhoughton??
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we just call you the three stooges? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought that this thread was about 1sf (troll)....and I was right (well the joke part at least)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

interesting that the forum automatically adds (troll) when you type 1sf (troll)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wyliecoyoteuk wrote:
interesting that the forum automatically adds (troll) when you type 1sf (troll) (troll)


It's been doing that for a while, since Mike fixed it that way. It would be even more amusing if it appended 1sf (troll) to every mention of troll. Wink

Oh but then it might get stuck in an infinite loop of of going 1sf (troll) 1sf (troll) 1sf (troll)...
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