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Postby Alex01UK » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:04 pm

Subject: Linux joke.
Ubuntu say ''Linux for creative humans.''
I say ''I want Linux for creative chimanzees!
& Linux for Rodents for Napolean & Sinbad.''

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Re: Linux joke!

Postby Alex01UK » Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:20 pm

MacOS X {pornounced Mack Hoss Eggs} - Linux for Morons.

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Postby ajgreeny » Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:36 pm

??

Are you trying to make a point?

If so, you've completely lost me!
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Postby nelz » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:21 pm

Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.
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Postby Rhakios » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:47 pm

I think perhaps he is seeking help in finding some funny Linux related jokes, the examples given demonstrate the degree of help needed.

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Postby Ram » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:42 pm

There's me thinking Mac's were Unix for morons...

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Postby Ram » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:43 pm

nelz wrote:Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.


Maybe he needs help with humour.

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Postby Alex01UK » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:57 pm

nelz wrote:Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.




**** to post gud old fashioned honest Linux humour please?
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Postby Ram » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:00 pm

Alex01UK wrote:
nelz wrote:Please don't cross-post, not that this is relevant to either of the forums you posted it in.




**** to post gud old fashioned honest Linux humour please?


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Postby Alex01UK » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:23 pm

Ram wrote:There's me thinking Mac's were Unix for morons...


Hey Ram! Fancy a beer next time I am in Guisborough? I drink at The Fox.
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Postby Ram » Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:12 pm

Alex01UK wrote:
Ram wrote:There's me thinking Mac's were Unix for morons...


Hey Ram! Fancy a beer next time I am in Guisborough? I drink at The Fox.


Drink, I've not had an alcoholic one now for nigh on 20 months.

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Postby heiowge » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:35 pm

Father Jack would not approve! :lol:
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:36 pm

1 are you sure it's a joke???
2 why are you quoting a sith lord??
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Postby Rhakios » Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:03 pm

Do you see how bad those jokes are now? Even 1sf (troll) is questioning the humour. A dark day indeed. :cry:
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:58 am

indeed :cry:
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