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AndyBaxman · LXF regular Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:47 am Posts: 519

Spotted as a comment on The Register and thought it was worth reproducing here. Apologies if you've heard it.....

A woman confided to me that she had been married 3 times but was still a virgin.

How so?

1st husband was gay

2nd husband died of a heart attack on their wedding night

3rd husband was a Microsoft salesman and could only keep telling her how great it was going to be
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M-Saunders · Moderator Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:14 pm Posts: 2881

Meanwhile, Steve Ballmer just heaped praise on all those people who happily use Android devices -- they're all "computer scientists" apparently!

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1slipperyfish · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:31 am Post subject:

well i know i am Very Happy

paul
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nelz · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:08 pm Post subject:

That's reassuring, I was afraid I might agree with you on something.
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AndyBaxman · LXF regular Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:47 am Posts: 519

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Dutch_Master · LXF regular Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:49 am Posts: 2354

No it isn't fishy type, it's from the Smurfs! I remember that, way back ions ago when I was so much younger then today... (that's a Beatles classic, btw Razz

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