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heiowge
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I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.
I call it: Windows 98. 
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Dutch_Master
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jackyboy633
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bobthebob1234
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Windows - The best $119.99 solitaire game you can buy
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heiowge
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I commute a lot, so I bought one of those new Apple iPads so I can read virtual books on long journeys.
It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine. |
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Bazza
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Hi heiowge...
> It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except
> it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.
He he, "brilliant", good play on words matey I`ll give you
9 out of 10 for that one... ;o)
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Ram
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Or in other words
Not tonight SJ
Or it servers him right for taking a bite from the forbidden fruit. 
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heiowge
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That was another joke, ya know!!!
I don't do apple any more than than M$. In fact less, because I am trying to ditch M$, but don't own anything apple to ditch. |
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Dutch_Master
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What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?
20ft of barbed wire |
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M-Saunders
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| Dutch_Master wrote: | | What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine? |
When I first read that I thought of the Red Hat installer, not the animal. Do I need to get my head fixed?
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nelz
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Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have thought of the Porcupine web application server first 
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Bazza
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Hi nelz...
> Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have
> thought of the Porcupine web application server first :)
He he, only from you...
Right to the point(s) as usual... ;o)
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Dutch_Master
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In that case Mike, let me refraise that:
What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?
20ft of barbed wire messh (hint: no, not a typo )
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towy71
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| Dutch_Master wrote: | | In that case Mike, let me refraise |
~Is that turning it into some sort of dairy product? Perhaps you meant rephrase, yea I know you are Dutch just trying to help 
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Dutch_Master
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Yes Towy, it's a Dutch diary specialty. Aimed at the I'm-better-in-English-then-you type of moderator on specialised Linux forums
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