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heiowge
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:32 pm    Post subject: Another new joke I like Reply with quote

I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.

I call it: Windows 98. Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO! Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windows - The best $119.99 solitaire game you can buy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I commute a lot, so I bought one of those new Apple iPads so I can read virtual books on long journeys.

It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi heiowge...

> It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except
> it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.

He he, "brilliant", good play on words matey I`ll give you
9 out of 10 for that one... ;o)
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or in other words

Not tonight SJ


Or it servers him right for taking a bite from the forbidden fruit. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was another joke, ya know!!!

I don't do apple any more than than M$. In fact less, because I am trying to ditch M$, but don't own anything apple to ditch.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

20ft of barbed wire Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dutch_Master wrote:
What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?


When I first read that I thought of the Red Hat installer, not the animal. Do I need to get my head fixed?

M
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have thought of the Porcupine web application server first Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi nelz...

> Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have
> thought of the Porcupine web application server first :)

He he, only from you...

Right to the point(s) as usual... ;o)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In that case Mike, let me refraise that:

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

20ft of barbed wire messh (hint: no, not a typo Wink)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dutch_Master wrote:
In that case Mike, let me refraise
~Is that turning it into some sort of dairy product? Perhaps you meant rephrase, yea I know you are Dutch just trying to help Wink Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes Towy, it's a Dutch diary specialty. Aimed at the I'm-better-in-English-then-you type of moderator on specialised Linux forums Razz

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