That makes 2 of us
# Genuine Error (c) questions are rated at 50 GBP each
# Interesting questions earn me another 75 GBP each
# Dumb questions do 125 GBP a piece
# Annying questions will cost you 180 GBP for every single one
# RTFM questions do 5000 Pound Sterling for every answer or part thereof
# Repetitive questions are charged triple at minimum, with no maximum, depending on the number of times you've asked them before, my mood and the position of Mars vs Venus
# Questions who fall in more then one of the above mentioned categories are charged for all categories it applies for, with a fixed rate of GBP 1,000 for each category, excluding the repetitive category which will be charged at 25.000 GBP.
Or post your questions here or
at the LinuxQuestions.org forum, where they'll be answered for free....
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