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catgate LXF regular
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:14 pm Post subject: Sawdust |
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What is it that hold all the sawdust together when is inside the tree? _________________ Oh, sod it. |
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DarkSnow

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Rhakios Moderator

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β(1→4) bonds, which get mechanically sheared when you make the dust. _________________ Bye, Rhakios |
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catgate LXF regular
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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"β(1→4) bonds"
I thought the leaves drew the sawdust up out of the ground. I did not know it had anything to do with the financial market. _________________ Oh, sod it. |
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Rhakios Moderator

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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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Easy mistake to make.The leaves are air paddles that create the wind, you must have noticed trees brushing the air quite fiercely during strong winds? _________________ Bye, Rhakios |
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heiowge LXF regular

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Sawdust is held together with prayers. That's why the religious folk are worried when someone joins a different religion. If they get them wrong, all trees everywhere could fall apart. But more importantly, so could all your Ikea furniture. _________________ AMD PHENOM II X6, 14 GB DDR3, 500 GB hd, 1GB nVidia card, running Linux Mint 14 KDE / Win 7. Damn thing keeps breaking.
eeepc 1015PX, 1.66 Ghz Intel atom processor, 2 GB DDR3, 320 GB hd running Mint 14 MATE. Running great. |
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catgate LXF regular
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| heiowge wrote: | | Sawdust is held together with prayers. That's why the religious folk are worried when someone joins a different religion. If they get them wrong, all trees everywhere could fall apart. |
Is this why every religion seems to want to conker the others?
Is it why we have Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Holly days etc? _________________ Oh, sod it. |
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guy LXF regular

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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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What holds sawdust together? I was always told it was the woodworm holding hands - at least it was in my parents' attic. You can tell because when they sneeze they let go to cover their mouth and a little puff of sawdust comes out of their wormhole.*
*Disclaimer. This is not a geeky physicist's joke ...
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catgate LXF regular
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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| guy wrote: | .......... You can tell because when they sneeze they let go to cover their mouth and a little puff of sawdust comes out of their wormhole.*
*Disclaimer. This is not a geeky physicist's joke ...
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Sounds like a fundemental truth to me. _________________ Oh, sod it. |
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Dutch_Master LXF regular
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| heiowge wrote: | | so could all your Ikea furniture. | Oh dear! Should I return my newly purchased plastic and steel office chair then? However, it would explain the constant supply of Office Furniture 2007 for that bloke Ballmer then  |
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heiowge LXF regular

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Thats different. Metal shavings and plastic atoms are held together with apathy.  _________________ AMD PHENOM II X6, 14 GB DDR3, 500 GB hd, 1GB nVidia card, running Linux Mint 14 KDE / Win 7. Damn thing keeps breaking.
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