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RE: How about a couple more?

Dutch_Master — Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:36 pm

Author: Dutch_Master

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:36 pm

1. "You have not payed for that undocumented feature, we sue you!"
2. "WGA makes sure you pay what we want"
3. "Learn our truth"
4. "DRM is to make you pay twice or more, whatever we choose"
5. "We took the Unix philosophy on user vs administration and claim it as our own"

6. "you don't need 1sf to break it, just wait and it'll happen all by itself"

RE: How about a couple more?

wyliecoyoteuk — Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:51 pm

Author: wyliecoyoteuk

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:51 pm

1. "It isn't a bug, it is an undocumented feature"
2. "Windows Genuine Advantage helps keep you safe"
3. "Get the facts".
4. "DRM is about safe computing"
5. "Safe computing is about user safety"

and number 6,,,"so easy, even 1sf can break it"

RE: How about a couple more?

kilikopele — Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:54 am

Author: kilikopele

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:54 am

"Resistance if futile. You will be assimilated."
"Are you sure you want to view this slogan? Press OK to continue."
"This slogan is valid only for users of Genuine Windows products. Please click here to validate your installation. (Again.)"
"Proud supporter of Windows Update."
"So easy, even 1SF can use it."

How about a couple more?

taupist — Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:09 pm

Author: taupist

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:09 pm

"Who do you think you are today?!"
"What do you think you're doing today?!"
"Where do you think you're going today?!"

RE: Top Five MS Slogans

jezebelus — Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:18 pm

Author: jezebelus

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:18 pm

We offer apps for everything from graphic - paint , to audio - sound recorder and video - movie maker .

RE: Top Five MS Slogans

pootman — Tue May 22, 2007 4:06 pm

Author: pootman

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:06 pm

Microsoft: Because it's there.

RE: Top Five MS Slogans

MartyBartfast — Tue May 22, 2007 3:33 pm

Author: MartyBartfast

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:33 pm

All your code-base are belong to us!

RE: Top Five MS Slogans

godofthedevil — Tue May 22, 2007 11:59 am

Author: godofthedevil

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:59 am

5. WOW!! What a piece of crap
4. There are no Blue Screens.. just Stop errors
3. Linux?! what is Linux?
2. New Faster Software... as long as you get a new computer with it

1. Anything apple/sun can do we cant rip off better

Top Five MS Slogans

phorneker — Tue May 22, 2007 2:43 am

Author: phorneker

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:43 am

In the wake of recent events, I have come up with a new list of top five Microsoft slogans.

5. We own you.

4. Who do we want to sue today?

3. Do what we say, or we'll throw chairs at you.

2. We don't care. We don't have to. We're Microsoft.

and the number one new MS slogan:

Your Ideas, Our Intellectual Property