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Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

Nigel — Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:08 pm

Author: Nigel

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:08 pm

Yeah, guess so... and I'm not aging as gracefully as she is.
"Kids in America" was in the charts the same year I first got to use UNIX !

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

nelz — Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:00 am

Author: nelz

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:00 am

Careful Nigel, you're showing your age

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

Nigel — Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:27 pm

Author: Nigel

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:27 pm

nelz wrote:

Wait 'til Holland & Barrett start advertising organic, low fat licking gel

As long as they get Kim Wilde to do the advert...

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

Rhakios — Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:19 pm

Author: Rhakios

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:19 pm

Well, if we carry on mentioning licking gel, it should stay at the top.

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

bigjohn — Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:49 pm

Author: bigjohn

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:49 pm

MartyBartfast wrote:

Guess which website comes top of a "Google" for "Licking Gel" ?

Lets face it, LinuxFormat is a well know purveyor of marital aids and other sundries isn't it!

John

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

MartyBartfast — Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:54 pm

Author: MartyBartfast

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:54 pm

Guess which website comes top of a "Google" for "Licking Gel" ?

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

M0PHP — Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:03 pm

Author: M0PHP

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:03 pm

nelz wrote:

Wait 'til Holland & Barrett start advertising organic, low fat licking gel

Don't Ann Summers do those?

Quote:

Are dinosaurs really extinct, or are they just really good at hiding ?

Nah, we have one on this very forum... one of the "slippery fish" species

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

nelz — Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:27 pm

Author: nelz

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:27 pm

Wait 'til Holland & Barrett start advertising organic, low fat licking gel

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

jjmac — Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:17 pm

Author: jjmac

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:17 pm

ahhhh, of course, i think you may have just hit on it Rhakios !
what's needed is health licks (grin).

jm

A Random Thought:

Are dinosaurs really extinct, or are they just really good at hiding ?

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

Rhakios — Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:49 am

Author: Rhakios

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:49 am

<mode=facetious>
Perhaps this is the real reason for the epidemic of obesity in this country. Once upon a time sexual activity provided a good aerobic workout for couples: now it's just an excuse to pig out on chocolate!
</mode>

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

jjmac — Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:28 am

Author: jjmac

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:28 am

I like chocolate

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

nelz — Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:14 pm

Author: nelz

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:14 pm

bigjohn wrote:

Ha ha! They cancelled the collection of the licking gel - apparently it wasn't ready.

It makes you wonder what you have to do to licking gel to make it ready (aside from warming it up, of course )

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

Rhakios — Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:54 pm

Author: Rhakios

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:54 pm

bigjohn wrote:

So this time, it was "bondage kits"
John

Hmm, I was surprised and disappointed to learn that gimp masks aren't something that make you look like Wilbur.

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

bigjohn — Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:46 pm

Author: bigjohn

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:46 pm

bigjohn wrote:

Well, according to the "gaffer" I've got another "run" to that well known purveyor of dubious products tomorrow. God alone knows what will be in the load - I know that I've to pick up some more of the licking gel first. I wonder if it'll be flavours other than cherry and kiwi or whatever it was last time???

If I find out, I'll post back! (laughing smiley used, as there doesn't seem to be a sniggering one)!

Ha ha! They cancelled the collection of the licking gel - apparently it wasn't ready.

So this time, it was "bondage kits" and chocolate body paint (which I understand is also for licking).

Funny old world eh!

regards

John

Re: All them lorries. It does make you think!

bigjohn — Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:18 pm

Author: bigjohn

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:18 pm

Well, according to the "gaffer" I've got another "run" to that well known purveyor of dubious products tomorrow. God alone knows what will be in the load - I know that I've to pick up some more of the licking gel first. I wonder if it'll be flavours other than cherry and kiwi or whatever it was last time???

If I find out, I'll post back! (laughing smiley used, as there doesn't seem to be a sniggering one)!