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Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

jjmac — Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:10 am

Author: jjmac

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:10 am

ZebCarnell wrote:
>>
Steve Ballmer should be on Ritalin:
>>

... wish i was

The batteries will be of a slightly different size than all other batteries in the world. And every so often, the size of the batteries will change, along with the arrangement of the pin. This ... all the SBs' in the world will be told, is a neccessary update. They can either just run flat or check into an update center and have the battery housing componet updated to the new version.

For a nominal fee of course ...

wwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

jm

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

ollie — Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:05 pm

Author: ollie

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:05 pm

Now I know where the Windows logo originated - It's just had some colour added!

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

alloydog — Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:41 am

Author: alloydog

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:41 am

ZebCarnell wrote:

English? lolz

English wot? Mustard?

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

ZebCarnell — Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:19 am

Author: ZebCarnell

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:19 am

English? lolz

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

alloydog — Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:16 am

Author: alloydog

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:16 am

Ja, gut. Danke.

ein Produkt!
eine FIRMA!!
EIN BALLMER!!!

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

ZebCarnell — Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:56 am

Author: ZebCarnell

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:56 am

http://www.bbspot.com/toys/video/ballmer/index.html

This one here. :p You will like it I'm sure.

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

alloydog — Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:43 am

Author: alloydog

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:43 am

ZebCarnell wrote:

I like the one where they compare Steve Ballmer to hitler..... Seems they are trying to tell us that Microsoft is Nazi l

which one was that?

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

ZebCarnell — Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:09 am

Author: ZebCarnell

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:09 am

That means they will be expensive and Linus Torvalds will then come in after the M$ batteries and the new Linux batteries will be distributed for free and M$ will say that their batteries cost less than the Linux ones Then the great IBM battery powered product makers that supply their products with the free batteries, will sponser a study and prove them wrong. Then Ballmer will throw battery powered chairs accross a room and threaten to kill Google, the battery pile search tool. The story ends with M$ loosing and Steve Ballmer ending up in a mental institute........

I'm glad that is in the open now.

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

jjmac — Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:52 am

Author: jjmac

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:52 am

hmmm, probably special M$ batteries but... (can guess what that means)

jm

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

M-Saunders — Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:45 pm

Author: M-Saunders

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:45 pm

Then maybe someone should replace his Duracells with old Blue Seals

M

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

jjmac — Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:03 pm

Author: jjmac

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:03 pm

He's gotta be battery operated.

jm

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

linuxgirlie — Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:30 pm

Author: linuxgirlie

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:30 pm

I love the monkey man one, its soooooooo weird?!?!...................................

............................................................................................................................... and thats just the bit about loving microsoft!!

Re: Has Steve (our foe) finally lost it?

ZebCarnell — Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:27 pm

Author: ZebCarnell

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:27 pm

This link has many links to Steve Videos if anyone is interested. I like the one where they compare Steve Ballmer to hitler..... Seems they are trying to tell us that Microsoft is Nazi
http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

RE: child friendly microsoft!!

Gordon — Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:28 pm

Author: Gordon

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:28 pm

Having now seen that .wmv file from the above post I know where Lucas Arts got the idea from for the Stan character in the Monkey Island games.

child friendly microsoft!!

ninjaboy83 — Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:14 pm

Author: ninjaboy83

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:14 pm

it's hardly surprising that employees are defecting in their droves - google has a nice, friendly creche whereas microsoft chant ballmer's doctrine at you (and you don't want your childs first words to be 'linux is communism').

oh, and there's a comedy clip of him advertising winblows 1.0
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.wmv
- love the interface, love the suit
(i'm quite sure there was actually a background bmp with that exact pattern in winblows 3.1).