Microsoft spent $8 billion on research and development last year, and this is what it has to show for it. If you can make it to the end of the video without cringing your face into a cramp, you probably have your speakers muted.
In other news, I think Mike Saunders is looking remarkably like Magibon as of late. And of course Magibon and Mike have never been seen together - co-incidence? I think not.